May 22 2012
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May 18 2012
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honestly if i got an adult onesie for my birthday i would be even happier than a clam
May 15 2012
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May 12 2012
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May 10 2012
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will someone please join a band with me i know we will probably suck major boobs but i will make you cookies if you do it, so hit me up k bye
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my eyes want to shut so i can fall the fuck asleep
my brain wants to think about random shit
my legs want to jump on the trampoline
my hands want to type this random shit
my heart wants to work on my child development observation
shit these mothafuckas need to cooperate.
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i am the most tired testicle the world has ever known.
what if it turns out that my dreams are actually real and my so-called “real life” is actually a dream?
May 09 2012
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Sometimes it embarrasses me how much I love our president
(Source: thesoapboxschtick, via anjellybeans)
