February 2012
10 posts
no soda until easter...
i was going to give up swearing for lent but then i was like fuck that
do i love you? my oh my...
i just randomly bought a clarinet today
it is hella sexy, but i need to work on not spending everything i have on random shit. please help me, good friends
i wonder who people would ship me with if my life...
probably pizza.
intense ass shit.
showing someone one of your favorite songs of all time is like baring your soul to them.
mehh
i wish i could make a blanket out of all the sad things i’m feeling right now and lay under it and sleep for days and days
1 tag
definitely just had a conversation with my parents...
they seriously did not understand.
January 2012
21 posts
atnicole asked: i seek amy... because i miss her :(
french fries in my mouth doopdy doopdy doo
mmmm i am happy
Anonymous asked: Do you think there is life on other planets?
colbie calliat is a PIMP
Oh thank you lord for throwing some shy bones in...
mmmm
i just want to take an empty swimming pool and fill it with macaroni and cheese and just lay in it forever.
Watchacidwashqueen:
warmnuts:
goffslut:
stuckonfuckinyou:
Will always reblog.
never gets old omfg
i cry everytime
Same
my tongue is burnt as fuck
bitch ass mothafucking hot ass soup. why you gotta be so hot
P.S. SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL IS THE TITS.
i would slay a dragon for you
bigbootybitchess asked: PIX OR DIDN'T HAPPEN, NO WAY!
omg why can't i watch an episode of oprah without...
December 2011
13 posts
i think i need to hire someone to supervise me at...
i am worried i am going to end up with some strange octopus tattoo on my face or some shit
i met a girl whose least favorite animal is the...
oooo bitch you gon die
1 tag
waaaaaah
i have spent all day looking for an ugly christmas sweater that will fill everyone with cheer. why do they not sell these holiday gems
1 tag
you see what i see, i thought it make believe
watched the sunrise on my street, old cement makes for a solid place to lay
bruno mars fan-fiction is INTENSE!
bitches got issuesss
why am i such an over-emotional fuckhole
why am i even allowed to talk to humans anymore
Anonymous asked: I'll bake cookies with you. And then I will eat them off of your body.
i just want to bake gingerbread cookies with...
why is it that every time i use an etch a sketch...
today i met a guy named odysseus
i had to show odysseus where we store the tortillas at the food pantry i work at.
i felt so powerful.
i now know what i am going to name all of my children.
November 2011
22 posts
its like...
i want to talk to you right now but i have nothing interesting to say and i don’t want to seem like a weird awkward whore child.
i hate it when fucked up bitches do fucked up shit
