December 2009
43 posts
anybody wanna play the vagina game?
ojomomoh:
suesylvester-:
andrewshark:
barbarienne:
jadejohnston:
weareinmotion:
jadejohnston:
weareinmotion:
jadejohnston:
lets do tv shows.
little people, big vagina
Buffy the Vagina Slayer
the bad vaginas club
(reblogging since were the only ones participating)
The Secret Life of the American Vagina
(reblogging because the vagina game ftw)
TOUCHED BY A VAGINA
...
i have witnessed a crime against humanity.
WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE SANDLOT 2 IS ON ITUNES, BUT THE ORIGINAL SANDLOT ISNT?!?!? I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL.
what the fuck. the second sandlot movie is like a bad copy of the first, only with a rocket instead of an autographed baseball. AND IT DOESNT HAVE THE HOT MEXICAN GUY. i was basically in love with him. like wtf why would you even bother making a movie if it doesnt have a...
you taught me that i can't trust anyone. but now...
i want you to know that you don’t have that control over me anymore. i won’t be the person who puts up with everything you do anymore. i’m a big kid now. i don’t see you in this perfect light anymore. now i kind of see you in a fluorescent light, and nobody looks good in fluorescent lights.
i get by with a little help from my friends.
get off me fuckah
getting a papercut on your eye is not very fun. but its not boring either
“the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in...”
– Moulin Rouge
i have learned how to do one of these things. someone needs to teach me the other one.
i kind of wish you didnt know me very well, so you...
“maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns”
– Nicki Minaj from Young Money in the song “BedRock.”
LOL WTF? MAYBE its time to put my pussy on your sideburns, but then again, i might wait till tomorrow.
i'll ask the jackpot question in advance
ojomomoh:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
i don’t want to be stuck on new years doing nothing like the last 2 ones. that aint cool. last year, i spent new years watching dreamgirls with my parents. fml.
i feel like a looozah! help meeee
Gettt on aim or facebook IM hoooe!
hellz yeah i will :DD
i'll ask the jackpot question in advance
i don’t want to be stuck on new years doing nothing like the last 2 ones. that aint cool. last year, i spent new years watching dreamgirls with my parents. fml.
i feel like a looozah! help meeee
vat zee hell
I Don’t Understand Why People Capitalize Every Word In Their Sentences. It Makes You Sound Like You Are Very Surprised Or Drank Too Much Coffee. You Aren’t Writing A Title of A Fucking Essay. Crazy Bitches.
words i will never be able to spell
definitely
business
unfortunately
successful
ambidextrous
excited
aneurysm
between
pharmaceutical
guarantee
phlegm
psychic
kaleidoscope
judgment
miscellaneous
necessary
parallel
tongue
weird
accidentally
calendar
conscious
embarrassed
i always mix up s and c, i and e, a and e. WAAHHHH
i be hatin on them letters
hurrcut
i got new bangs and i look like a giraffe. and not really like a cool giraffe like jeffrey the giraffe who walks around toys r us. im more like a drug addicted hobo giraffe who sits on the curb right outside of toys r us.
merry christmas guys and i hope you have a safe and sexy new year! 2010 BEITCHES
cause im bluffin with my muffin
dude i just spent $17 on food at the movie theater today…i dont know if i should be angry at the movie theater for having such outrageous prices or angry at myself for being such a popcorn whore.
monique, thanks for still being my friend and watching an alien movie with me despite the fact that i cant be trusted with 17 dollars. and the fact that i thought that 17 divided by 0 was 3. ...
ummm, this is why you dont eat strange fruits...
so basically, i just bit into something that i thought was a pear, but it turned out to be a mango. and then i started freaking out because i had some strange flashback to something i saw on tv that said that mango skins are poisonous. so i went to ask.com for advice. but instead i typed avocado for some reason, and i learned that avocados can cause pregant people to have miscarriages if they...
i want your love
(via yurican)
RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA GAGA OOH LA LA
hahahahaha
Tumbularity: 69
ohhhh hot dayumm.
my current obsession
yurican:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
is harry potter tattoos. i may have to post some pictures of ones that i stumbled upon. please excuse my harrypottertasticness.
btw, i hope people havent been getting twilight tattoos. because if so, i may have to cry and laugh simultaniously.
did you see the EXPECTO PATRONUM one?
because i’m pretty obsessed with that one
OMG YEAH. i hella want to...
my current obsession
is harry potter tattoos. i may have to post some pictures of ones that i stumbled upon. please excuse my harrypottertasticness.
btw, i hope people havent been getting twilight tattoos. because if so, i may have to cry and laugh simultaniously.
we're just a million little gods causing...
i saw where the wild things are today for the first time, after wanting to see it for like months and months. i totally got all teary eyed.
heeeeee heeeee
when guys wear uggs, it makes me giggle and makes me want to be their friend.
when guys wear crocs, it makes me very sad to be a straight girl. lesbian time!
just sayin.
im a free bitch, baby!
over break, im going to hibernate like a bear for 2 weeks! yayyyy
friends dont let friends not clean up after their...
ahahaha. a word of advice: dont tell a crazy lady in the park that she needs to go back and clean up after their dog that pooped on the ground. i kind of got assaulted.
wow, i feel like i can be so open on tumblr
do you ever have those times, where you have to pee real bad, but youre too lazy to get up and pee? i do that. but its bad for your urinary tract! so dont do it kids. this is why me and my urinary tract have a bad relationship, and he doesnt talk to me anymore! i dont want you to feel the same emptiness that i do because of me and his severed ties.
wtf? boys are like algebra, they are confusing.
kellyroo:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
kellyroo:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
okay girls are always saying that guys dont value us, they are disrespectful or whatever, they only care about sex blah blah blah. but the thing that i dont understand about guys is that theyre always like “i hate when girls try to be all mature and dont laugh when we talk about boobs and stuff.” but when we actually...
wtf? boys are like algebra, they are confusing.
kellyroo:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
okay girls are always saying that guys dont value us, they are disrespectful or whatever, they only care about sex blah blah blah. but the thing that i dont understand about guys is that theyre always like “i hate when girls try to be all mature and dont laugh when we talk about boobs and stuff.” but when we actually talk about boobs and stuff, they get all...
wtf? boys are like algebra, they are confusing.
okay girls are always saying that guys dont value us, they are disrespectful or whatever, they only care about sex blah blah blah. but the thing that i dont understand about guys is that theyre always like “i hate when girls try to be all mature and dont laugh when we talk about boobs and stuff.” but when we actually talk about boobs and stuff, they get all weirded out. its like...
yayayyaya
my tumblr got a makeover! she is much less insecure about her appearance and is more comfortable talking to boys now.
"life is such a fucking roller coaster, then it...
i also like lil wayne. he actually seems like a pretty intelligent person. apparently he was an honors student when he was a kid. i would love to see him doing a presentation or taking a test going like “yeeahh!” ahahaha
i really dont want to do math right now, so i went to my tumblr to talk about lil wayne’s childhood. naturally.
harry potter is in grave danger...harry potter...
so fucking ready for tomorrow.
i feel like a coloring book that nobody bothered...
i just feel blank right now, weirrrd. its supposed to drop below 20 degrees tonight, thats cool. literally.
im not going to let nemo and domino outside tonight, i dont want to wake up to find two catsicles tomorrow. they would be slightly less cuddly.
wait...did anyone actually vote for prop 8?
it was probably one mean person who cloned himself and then voted like a million times…laaaaame
i know for sure that life is beautiful around the...
i need to get out of cupertino for a little bit. i think our school should have a day where we all just like run away together and go to fucking canada or something. i feel like we all need to escape because our school is just wack. especially right now. i dont ever remember it being like this.
i also want to be able to have pictures that i can say “yeah, thats me in russia when i went...
i really dont like toe cramps
but then again, ive never met anyone who likes toe cramps.
i yell at whoever is closest to my foot when i get a toe cramp for them to pull my toe up so it doesnt cramp anymore. and when they let go too early it is like the most horrible thing in the world.
i know nobody cares about my toe cramps but biotch, this is my tumblr and this is a free country! this is why i live in america people. ...
just really tired of being amy right about now
kellyroo:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
i want to be like chuckie in the episode of rugrats where he goes through his friends and families lives if he had never been born and sees how they ended up. i just want to stop messing everything up for people.
wifeswap? i just want to go on lifeswap.
ps. old school nickelodeon shows and disney movies hold all the answers you need in life. its a...
just really tired of being amy right about now
i want to be like chuckie in the episode of rugrats where he goes through his friends and families lives if he had never been born and sees how they ended up. i just want to stop messing everything up for people.
wifeswap? i just want to go on lifeswap.
ps. old school nickelodeon shows and disney movies hold all the answers you need in life. its a fact.