January 2010
36 posts
hello sweet chile
http://www.formspring.me/definitelyamy
ask me anything you want and i shall provide an answer.
:D
“And like, now I just feel like a fat, dumb fucking stinky ass-turd.”
– -Pineapple Express
thank you, seth rogen, for letting me know that someone out there feels like i do right now lol
trashiest. wallpost. ever.
yurican:
names has been changed. so its friday and its my house, NAME got the weed and NAME has the drinks haha
hahahahahahahah jeez
stay classy tino
LOLLL i just saw that! hella stupid.
this song is very pretty.
This is the first day of my life I swear I was born right in the doorway I went out in the rain, suddenly everything changed They’re spreading blankets on the beach. Yours is the first face that I saw, I think I was blind before I met you. Now I don’t know where I am, I don’t know where I’ve been But I know where I want to go. And so I thought I’d let you know That these things...
fuck. dont turn out to be like me please
yurican:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
i totally just hit my dads car with my moms car. loll
ACCIDENTALLY of course
i hatez my life
its actually pretty bad. my dad was like its going to cost like $2000 to fix. and i was like WTF YOU BE SMOKIN. im pretty sure he was exaggerating but i dont really know. it doesnt look bad at all. i was going like 2 mph, no joke.
AHHHH THIS SHIT BE CRAYZAY
...
fuck. dont turn out to be like me please
i totally just hit my dads car with my moms car. loll
ACCIDENTALLY of course
i hatez my life
its actually pretty bad. my dad was like its going to cost like $2000 to fix. and i was like WTF YOU BE SMOKIN. im pretty sure he was exaggerating but i dont really know. it doesnt look bad at all. i was going like 2 mph, no joke.
AHHHH THIS SHIT BE CRAYZAY
i think something is wrong with my house
it gives all of my pets crazy diseases!
all of my cats that i have ever had have had asthma. and twinkie the hamster had epilepsy! no joke. WTF MAN.
i need to investigate this shit. CAT/HAMSTER WHISPERER, WHERE YOU BE?
hahaha. i love homonyms.
Gleek (noun)- a fan of the Fox television series “Glee,” a portmanteau of “Glee” and “Geek.”
Gleek (verb)- a type of spitting that usually occurs when yawning.
heheheheh
my sawng
WHAT? OKAAAAY
i hate which bitches call other bitches fat
cause that shit aint coo, i dont like that
why do hoes talk about the size of other hoes clothes
it makes me angray and that totally blows
why do bitches talk about a bitches muffin top
now im more angray, bitch i wanna call a cop
so next time a bitch dont like yo tum tum
pull out yo gun and tell that bitch to run run
“And my return is more like a re-up, I hold a hole like a tea cup. World in one...”
– Lupe Fiasco, Hi-Definition
LUPE FIASCO HAS THREE HANDS? OH MAH GAH.
my mom said i can't take naps anymore
get ready for cranky amy.
riddle me this, supreme court
why are people who abuse their spouses allowed to get married
why are people who get married in vegas after knowing each other for 15 minutes allowed to get married
why are britney spears and k fed allowed to get married
when two people who love each other arent allowed to get married?
dont be hatin, dont be prop 8in’. overturn that shit fools.
sweet feet!
i watched holes today for the first time since like 6th grade. i dug it. lol
not being a loser? wtf is that? ive never heard of it before
“I CANT HAVE A LESBIAN AT MY POOL PARTY”
– Regina George.
no offense, but sometimes you make me want to cut...
youre super cool when its just you and me. but when we’re all together, you make me insane.
damn. throwing hair into peoples mouths is probably some kinky sex thing…hopefully youre not into that so it wont be enjoyable
…but if you are into that…call me ;)
what do you say when youre too fucked up? what yo...
im quite disturbed by the fact that my dad went with his friends to see the hangover in theaters
maybe thats how he feels when i go see movies like that. im sorry for disturbing you father!
do you like fruit? because we would make a good...
the princess and the blog
nothing much is going on
its 2:32 am
watching south park. the episode where they break into kids houses to get their tooth fairy money.
mock trial tomorrow. but who really gives a shit
monotony.
i just want my brain to shut off
but nobodys brain has an off switch! they are like fucking furbies. the only way to make them stop is to put them in your closet and cover them up with clothes and shit
but the furbies still make muffled giggly noises. it makes you wish that you didnt wish for them for your seventh birthday, that your loving aunt didnt have to wait in the store in the middle of the night to fight off some...
impulse purchases
went to didi’s discounts. came back with an antique ethiopian statue.
im going to be on the hoarders show when i grow up. i was watching it the other day, and there was this lady who had over 70 dead animals in her house. praying that wont be me. help me god/allah/every hindu god/jesus/chip skylark.
worked twice as hard to get half as far. love has...
it helps my self esteem.
i love tylenol! it tastes like skittles
yum yum
headache headache, go away. come again some other day. actually dont. im breaking up with youuuu!
life, by nature, is embarrassing as fuck.
*names have been censored, as to not make it even more embarrassing as fuck.
talking on the phone.
girl 1: i really have to pee man
girl 2: wait where are you?
girl 1: im in my backyard
girl 2: okay dude just pee on the ground!
girl 1: hahahahahah
*silence*
girl 1: okay i just did it
girl 2: did what?
girl 1: peed on the ground!
girl 2: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! I WAS KIDDING!!
girl 1: ...
running out of stuff to talk about
i need to transform into an interesting person
im going to talk about pixar movies because now i finally think ive come up with an order from best to worst.
1. monsters inc
2. toy story
3. up
4. finding nemo
5. wall-e
6. ratatouille
7. the incredibles
8. bugs life
9. toy story 2
10. cars
that was really really hard. the only pixar movie i didnt like that much was cars. like...
i just need a spaceship to get me right out of...
i dont know what to doooo
i always feel uncomfortable when i read angry blogs about unnamed people. i always feel like theyre talking about me. does that make me conceited? it isnt all about you, amy.
im all paranoid. im talking to myself! what the fuck man
i have nothing against british people, but...
kellyroo:
wyckoffwhenyoucansneeze:
i hate the way they spell words! colour? no bitch! its color. poseur? NOOO! POSER! grey? AHHHH ITS GRAY FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
im racist against my own kind! im a self-hating brit.
No, you know what’s worse? When American people spell things that way. I’M LIKE, THIS IS AMERICA OK NOT BRITAIN. But I spell grey with an e…I didn’t know that was an...
mah hair is going to turn brown
im excited :D ive wanted to have brown hair since i was a wee lass.
i have nothing against british people, but...
i hate the way they spell words! colour? no bitch! its color. poseur? NOOO! POSER! grey? AHHHH ITS GRAY FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
im racist against my own kind! im a self-hating brit.
wait, is this true?
i heard that if you rub chapstick on a scantron, all the answers get marked correct. not that i would do that or anything…heh heh heh
if its not true, whoever made this up is a total bitch hole. like ferrrrrsurrrree.
but idk if it even makes sense because scantrons detect graphite which is in pencils. and i dont think there is graphite in chapstick. but i dont really know.
i feel kind...
lets start a band
i want to start a fucking band and rule the universe. then we can sleep with groupies! man groupies. and girl groupies too! and it would be a good excuse for getting ridiculous tats.
we need someone to play an organ. so then it would be really funky.
i want to call the band “steppin on leprechauns” because if you say it really fast, its really fun.
thats my plan for the rest of...