December 2011
13 posts
i think i need to hire someone to supervise me at...
i am worried i am going to end up with some strange octopus tattoo on my face or some shit
i met a girl whose least favorite animal is the...
oooo bitch you gon die
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waaaaaah
i have spent all day looking for an ugly christmas sweater that will fill everyone with cheer. why do they not sell these holiday gems
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you see what i see, i thought it make believe
watched the sunrise on my street, old cement makes for a solid place to lay
bruno mars fan-fiction is INTENSE!
bitches got issuesss
why am i such an over-emotional fuckhole
why am i even allowed to talk to humans anymore
Anonymous asked: I'll bake cookies with you. And then I will eat them off of your body.
i just want to bake gingerbread cookies with...
why is it that every time i use an etch a sketch...
today i met a guy named odysseus
i had to show odysseus where we store the tortillas at the food pantry i work at.
i felt so powerful.
i now know what i am going to name all of my children.